Artist: Irish Whip
Song: Master
Album: Lousy But Commercial

Now I'm in my forties, I still like to run
Not like other people, this is not for fun
I train very hard, seven days a week
I am very serious, but I ain't no geek

I'm old, I'm wise
A grandpa in disguise
I may look dumb, but look out here I come

When we are in battle, I wanna see your face
After I defeated you, when I won the race
Now I earned a medal, because I was the best
But I didn't get, this was not a Master contest

When you are a Master, you live in a cage
The next time I will run, I won't tell my age
When the race is done, I will come to you
Just to get the medal I'm entitled to