Master Intro: C#m C#m C#m C#m|F#m G#m G#m G#m G#m C#m F#m G#m Now I'm in my forties I still like to run C#m F#m G#m Not like other people, this is not for fun I train very hard, seven days a week I am very serious, but I ain't no geek Refr.: F#m Bm I'm old, I'm wise A G#m A grandpa in disguise F#m Bm C#m I may look dumb, but look out here I come solo: C#m F#m G#m e------------------------4h5p4---4--5p4--------------------------------------- b--4h5p4h5----4h5p4h5----------5--------5--------------------4h5p4------------ g----------6----------6--------------------------4h6p4---4---------6-4-6--6--- 2x d--------------------------------------------4h6-------6---------------------- a----------------------------------------------------------------------------- e----------------------------------------------------------------------------- When we are in battle, I wanna see your face After I defeated you, when I won the race Now I earned a medal, because I was the best But I didn't get, this was not a Master contest Refr. solo When you are a Mater, you live in a cage The next time I will run, I won't tell my age When the race is done, I will come to you Just to get the medal I'm entitled to Refr. --------------------------------------------------------------- Aufsalzen Intro: G#m G#m/A e------------------------------------------------------------- b------------------------------------------------------------- g--5---5---5-5-5---5-5-5----------5---5---5-5-5---5-5-5------- d--6---6---6-6-6---6-6-6----------6---6---6-6-6---6-6-6------- a--6---6---6-6-6---6-6-6----2x----6---6---6-6-6---6-6-6------- e--4---4---4-4-4---4-5-5----------4---4---4-4-4---4-5-4------- C#m C#m/E D e------------------------------------------------------------- b--5---5---5-5-5--5-5-5--5--5---7-7-7------------------------- g--6---6---6-6-6--6-6-6--6--6---7-7-7------------------------- d--6---6---6-6-6--6-6-6--6--6---7-7-7------------------------- a--4---4---4-4-4--4-7-7--4--4---5-5-5------------------------- e------------------------------------------------------------- G#m F#m Wenn ich ins Kino gehe A G#m Und ich sitz' in der ersten Reihe G#m F#m Und es ist ein slechter Film A F#m Dann will ich nicht länger bleiben Dan sag' ich zu meinen Freunden Könnt ihr mich gut verstehen Der Film saugt, wir haben slechte Plätze Es ist jetzt Zeit zu gehen G#m G#m C#m Bm C#m G#m G#m A A|G#m AUF SAL ZEN Nach dem Sport haben wir Hunger Und wir gehen ins Restaurant Wir sind mit einer großen Gruppe Wir glauben: es ist nichts an der Hand Dann werden wir ein bißchen unruhig Das Personal hat das gesehen Sie sagten: es gibt eine Zeit zum kommen Es ist die Zeit für euch zu gehen AUFSALZEN solo: Riff 1 e--7p4---------------------------------------------------------------- b------7p4------------------------------------------------------------ g----------6p4-----6p4-----4---6p4--6p4--6p4-----6p4-----6------------ d--------------6-------6p4--------------------6------6p4-------------- a--------------------------------------------------------------------- e--------------------------------------------------------------------- e--------------------------------------------------------------------- b----------------------7p4--7p4--7p4-------7p4-----7p4-----7p4-----7-- g--6p4--6p4--6p4--6p4----------------6p4-------6p4-----6p4-----6p4---- d--------------------------------------------------------------------- a--------------------------------------------------------------------- e--------------------------------------------------------------------- e--------------------------------------------------------------------- b---7--7h9--7h9--9p7--9p7---7---9p7--9p7---7---9p7--9p7--------------- g-------------------------8--------------8--------------8--6---------- d--------------------------------------------------------------------- a--------------------------------------------------------------------- e--------------------------------------------------------------------- e--------------------------------------------------------------------- b----------------------------------------9---------------------------- g---6--6--4h6p4h6p4h6---4h6/8--8--8p6-8------------------------------- d--------------------------------------------------------------------- a--------------------------------------------------------------------- e--------------------------------------------------------------------- Wenn ich in eine Kneipe komme Und es gibt kein PhotoPlay Gibt es keinen Grund zu bleiben Ich werd' sofort nach Hause gehen AUFSALZEN --------------------------------------------------------------- Gold Goat Intro: Keyboard: Dm Em Am Dm e--------------------------------------------------------------------------- b------6---------6--------8--------8--------5------5---------6---------6---- g--------7---------7--------9--------9--------7------7---------7---------7-- d----7---------7--------9--------9--------7------7---------7---------7------ a--------------------------------------------------------------------------- e--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dm Every other year in the midst of Summer Am Many people gather at a sacred place Dm It's been a tradition for no one knows how long Am The only thing they known it involves a goat Dm* Some people think it's about religion Am* Other people say it is just a fest One thing is for sure, it is very sacred This is not a laugh, this is not for fun * play like this e------------------------------------ b--------6-6------------------------- g--------7-7---------------5-5------- d--7-7**-7-7---4x----------7-7---4x-- a--5-5**-5-5---------7-7**-7-7------- e--------------------5-7**-5-5------- ** mute with palm Refr.: Dm C Tonight it's gonna happen Am C Tomorrow we'll be free Am G In honour of the Poser Am We sacrifice the Gold Goat Many pretty girls dance around in cages Their beautiful bodies are warming up the crowd After a few hours the ceremonie starts Everyone is quiet, silence rules the night Among all those people there are eighteen priests They make a circle, hold eachothers hands For minutes nothing happens, then they start to sing It's a sacred song which no one understands Refr. After they are finished, lightning lights the night It is about time to do what they came for One priest holds a sword high up in the sky With only strike he decapitate the Gold Goat Refr. --------------------------------------------------------------- Leave me alone Intro: Keyboard: e-------------------------------------------------- b-------------------------------------------------- g--2----3--5--2----------------------------0------- d------------------2h3p2h3p2----0--3--2------------ a-------------------------------------------------- e-------------------------------------------------- A You see I come from a broken home A# When I was born my father left us all alone G My mother was the only one to raise the family A The pain I suffered then still stings like a bee As a kid I always got into trouble I didn't give a shit if I got in a rumble A big "fuck off" to all those who interferred When I was 12 I had my first beer A A# G A I always hated people that would say "You've got to eat your vitamins and do your prayer Do as I tell you , don't you make me mad" But I won't do that, it's just too bad I live each day like it's gonna be the last Every day I put my life to the test I just want to live and not play it safe Rather than comformity I'd end up in a grave Refr.: A A F G A A F E A A I'm not gonna waste my time listening to you F G I'm gonna live my life the way I want it to A A I don't want you to tell me how I got to be F E The only one I listen to is me --------------------------------------------------------------- This is it Capo on III!! Riff 1: e------------------------------------------------------------------------------- b-------3--------3---------1--------0----------3--------3--------1--------0----- g---------0--------0---------0--------0----------0--------0--------0--------0--- d-----0--------0---------2--------0----------0--------0--------2--------0------- a----------------------3--------2-------------------2--------3--------2--------- e---3--------2-----------------------------3------------------------------------ Riff 2: e------------------------------------------------------------------------------- b-------1--------1---------3-------3--------0--------0-----------3--0---0h1p0--- g---------2--------2---------2-------2--------0--------0-------0---------------- d-----2--------2---------0-------0--------2--------2---------2------------------ a---0--------0---------2-------2--------3--------3---------2-------------------- e------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro: riff 1 (2x) Riff 1 I woke up this morning in an empty bed I expected it to be warm, but it was cold instead Riff 2 I couldn't find you anywhere, I didn't see a trace And all I really longed for, was to see your pretty face Then I saw this letter, you wrote it yesterday You were in love with someone else, was all that you could say It seems that you have left me, I thought our love had grown But I was too blind to see and now I'm all alone Refr.: G D This is it G C C/B* you're outta here Am C D** And now you're never coming back * e--- ** 2nd time: play a G b-0- g-0- d-0- a-2- e-0- Every man out on the street, looks a lot like you But you are never there, so that can't be true You were my everything, you were the one for me I guess things never stay the way they used to be refr. 2x --------------------------------------------------------------- Nothing To Say Intro: (Chords: same as first 4 lines of the singing: G A C B C|B ... B D) e------------------------------------------------------ b------------------------------------------------------ g-------7-7--7/9-9-9-9--7---5-4--4h5-4--4h5-4h5-4h5-4-- d--5-5------------------------------------------------- a------------------------------------------------------ e------------------------------------------------------ e----------------------------------------------------------------- b--------------------------------------------------------------~-- g--/9-9-9-9--7--7--------------9-9-9-9--7-----7---7---7--7-7h9-7-- d-----------------9-9-9-9--7----------------9---9---9------------- a----------------------------------------------------------------- e----------------------------------------------------------------- G A C B C|B I see a lot of people on tv G A C D And then they tell who they want to be G A C B C|B About the things that they have seen B D And about the places that they've been E A B Then I ask myself: why oh why C B C B Have I never been asked to come by E A B But I know the answer, it's all clear C B So I can say, without any fear: Refr.: G B E E Hey hey hey D B G B E I got nothing to say (hey hey) Solo: (Chords: same as first 4 lines of the singing: G A C B C|B ... B D) e------------------------------------------------------------ b------------------------------------------------------------ g-------7-7--7/9-9-9-9--7---7h9p7--7--5--4h5-4h5--4h5p4h5p4-- d--5-5------------------------------------------------------- a------------------------------------------------------------ e------------------------------------------------------------ e--------------------------------------------------------------------------- b------------------------------------------------------------------------~-- g--/9-9-9-9--7--7--------------9-9-9-9--7---7--9p7--9p7--7h9p7h9p7h9p7h9p7-- d-----------------9-9-9-9--7------------------------------------------------ a--------------------------------------------------------------------------- e--------------------------------------------------------------------------- Nothing ever happens in my life Every day I work from nine to five In the evening I just watch tv And dream about the person I want to be I do a lot of surfing on the internet A lot of other people do the same, I bet You can call me stupid, you can call me dumb But at least I'm not the only one Refr. 4x --------------------------------------------------------------- Jij bent een Sjon Intro: F C G C F C G C e------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ b--5--------5------------------------------------5---------5------------------------------- g----7-5------7-5----------------------------------7-5-------7-5-----------4-4--4---4--5--- d--------7--------5---5-7-5-5----5-7-5-----------------7---------5---5-7-5--------7-------- a-----------------------------7--------7--------------------------------------------------- e------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ C G Toen wij hier kwamen met onze tent G C Zag ik direct hij is een echte vent C G 2 Meter hoog en 3 meter breed G C Een Sjon in hart, in alles wat hij deed F C Hij kwam naar ons toe om ons te slaan G C We zeiden, dat hij maar beter kon gaan F C Want wij hebben vrienden en hij was alleen G C Hij droop toen af en wij riepen meteen: Refr.: F C Jij bent een Sjon, jij bent een sjen g C Jij bent de schraalste die ik maar ken F C En hou maar je bek anders steek ik je lek G C Maar dat is nog niets, want ik jat ook je fiets solo: F C G C e---------------------------------------------------------------------- b--5-5-5--8-5--------5-5-5--8-5---------------------------------------- g-------------7-5---------------7-5----------------4-4-----------5----- 2x d-----------------7-----------------7---5--7-5-7-5-----5-7-5-7-5------- a---------------------------------------------------------------------- e---------------------------------------------------------------------- We steken je tentje zo in de fik En als ik jou was dan gaf ik geen kik Mocht je dat wel doen, het zal je bezuren Dan zal je leven niet lang meer duren Dat kon onze poser niet echt waarderen Hij riep: Ik zal jullie een lesje leren Ik kom straks terug met al mijn vrienden Voor een pak slaag dat jullie verdienen Refr. Maar toen ging Robin achter hem aan Hij dacht bij zichzelf: ik laat hem niet gaan Hij rende erheen en begon hem te hoeken Na 2 weken waren ze nog steeds aan het zoeken Dat is het lot voor elke mongool Die zich gedraagt als een halve zool Als je zo'n lul ziet, hier of in de goot Wees dan verstandig en maak hem dood --------------------------------------------------------------- I don't know Capo on III! Intro (2x): Riff1: e---------3--3----------3--3----------------------------------------------------3--3--3--3-- b---------0--0----------0--0----------0--0----------0--0----------1--1---1--1---2--2--2--2-- g---------0--0----------0--0----------0--0----------0--0----------2--2---2--2---3--3--3--3-- d------0--0--0-------0--0--0----------2--2----------2--2----------2--2---2--2---0--0--0--0-- a--0h2----2--2---0h2----2--2---2p0h2--2--2---2p0h2--2--2---0-2-0--0--0---0--0--------------- e---------3--3----------3--3----------0--0----------0--0------------------------------------ G Em I don't know too much about love Am D But I know that I'm in love with you G Em You're the girl I always wanted Am D If you're not here I feel so blue Bm Am 'Cause you are my best friend C D I hope this love will never end Riff 1 I don't know too much about life But I know I wanna spend my life with you I always wanna be together I hope you feel the same way too 'Cause you are my best friend I hope this love will never end Refr.: G C Am I am yours and you are mine D G I love you till the end of time C Am 'Cause you're the one that I adore D G G Each day I love you even more Riff 1 I don't know too much about it But I know I wanna marry you And if I would ask you I hope you'd answer I do 'Cause you are my best friend I hope this love will never end Refr. 2x --------------------------------------------------------------- Jerry Springer Capo on II! Intro: A B G A A B G A A I tried to be a Superman B Doing the best that I can G A But it was not enough * You broke my heart * d--------- a--------- e--0-2-3-- You asked me to come to the show And when you smile I can say no I wish I'd never gone I wish I'd just stayed home Refr.: G C G C I was on the Jerry Springer Show G C Am D I was on the Jerry Springer Shooohow C You won't believe Am I fought with Steve D G On the Jerry Springer Show solo: A B G A e--------------------------------------------------- b--------------------------------------------------- g---2---2h4--2h4p2---------------4/2--2------------- d------------------4---4-2-4-5---------------------- a--------------------------------------------------- e--------------------------------------------0-2-3-- After they combed my hair They put me down in a comfortable chair I was not the only one There was too another man What was I supposed to do He said that he had slept with you I couldn't believe what he said That asshole made me mad refr. solo So I started to kick his ass The whole stage turned into a mess The audience went wild But I felt like a child You told me that you loved him more Than you ever loved me before But if I had my way You are mine to stay --------------------------------------------------------------- Angel of Death Intro: F#m Bm A G#m (2x) F#m Bm A G#m It's 11:59, it's almost your time You must see you can't escape your destiny When you started this you had some doubts But at the end you must accept there's no way out F#m Oh my God, what do I see A G#m F#m Who is that in front of me Bm A G F#m It's the Angel of Death, he is dressed in black E G F#m He ain't got no wings, it's the Song of Death he sings solo: F#m Bm A G#m e------------------------------------------------------------- b------------------------------------------------------------- g--------6h7-6h7--4-4---4--6h7p6----------7-6----------------- 2x d---4-4---------------------------7-7--7-------6-6---7-7-7---- a------------------------------------------------------------- e------------------------------------------------------------- You had some dreams in which you died That time has come now you can't run and you can't hide You are in pain, you are feeling numb That's just all because your time has come Oh my God, what do I see Who is that in front of me It's the Angel of Death, he is dressed in black He ain't got no wings, it's the Song of Death he sings