Artist: Irish Whip
Song: Jerry Springer
Album: Lousy But Commercial

I tried to be your Superman
Doing the best that I can
But it was not enough
You broke my heart
You asked me to come to the show
And when you smile I can’t say no
I wish I'd never gone
I wish I'd just stayed home

I was on the Jerry Springer Show
I was on the Jerry Springer Show
You won't believe
I fought with Steve
On the Jerry Springer Show

After they combed my hair
They put me down in a comfortable chair
I was not the only one
There was too another man
What was I supposed to do
He said that he had slept with you
I couldn't believe what he said
That asshole made me mad

So I started to kick his ass
The whole stage turned into a mess
The audience went wild
But I felt like a child
When you told me that you loved him more
Than you ever loved me before
But if I had my way
You are mine to stay