SKELETOR E E F#m F#m E E F#m F#m E E F#m F#m E E F#m F#m|F#m/A E F#m Death lies round the corner E F#m Of my street E F#m The city I live in E F#m Is a graveyard at night C#m C#m D D|D/B A A|G#m F#m F#m (2x) E E F#m F#m E E F#m F#m E E F#m F#m E E F#m F#m|F#m/A Skeletor stands up Round midnight oh yeah He terrorizes the city And kills all he can C#m F#m B#m G#m (2x) C#m F#m No one can stop him B#m G#m He is unbeaten And he does what he want He is the king Of the night And all the knights Follow their leader E E F#m F#m E E F#m F#m E E F#m F#m E E F#m F#m|F#m/A --------------------------------------------------------------- GEKKE KOEIEN Em G C D (Dsus4 D) aan de rand van het bos lopen wat koeien los ze staan daar in de wei en ze kijken allemaal naar mij ik voel me niet op m'n gemak overal waar ik kijk zie ik koeienkak ik loop maar verder door achter mij loeien die koeien in koor: Am G F Em Refr.: FUCK! FUCK THE SHITTY FUCK FUCK! FUCK! FUCK THE FUCK! ik kijk nu achter mij daar lopen die koeien uit de wei ik versnel maar gauw m'n pas voor ik uitglij in koeienplas de koeien versnellen ook ze denken: waar vuur is daar is ook rook ik vind dit niet meer leuk en ik denk: wat de neuk de koeien lopen heel hard door maar ik blijf ze nog net voor ze hebben me nog niet maar ze zingen weer hun lied: FUCK! ... na weer wat verder togen wordt het zwart voor mijn ogen ik val nu op de grond en de koeien happen terstond ze vreten echt van mij dat maakt mij niet maar hen wel blij het is met mij gedaan de die koeien zetten nog eens in: FUCK! --------------------------------------------------------------- NEVER COMING BACK intro: Am C G F Am C G F g---------------------------------------------------- d---10--10\5--5-7--7\2---3--3p2-----2-2/5--5/10--10-- a------------------------------3--3------------------ e---------------------------------------------------- Am C G F we were always best friends Am C G F i'm surprised that it ends Am C G F you were never mad at me Am C G F i was always glad to see you you loved me and i loved you was there more that i could do you always laughed when i was around and i thought i finally found someone Refr.: G Am you are never coming back C F Em i don't know how i'll react G Am i don't know what i should say C F Em guess it's better this way Intro i wanted you to share my life i wanted you to be my wife so i asked: will you marry me you said: we'll just wait and see Refr. but one day you were gone you wrote: our love was too strong i just need some space to get out of this race Refr. (2x) Am C G F Am C G F --------------------------------------------------------------- THIS PLACE SUCKS F#m A|G#m (4x) F#m A G#m what are we doing here F#m A G#m can you give me a beer F#m A G#m yeah we better leave now F#m A G#m before i kick this place down what do i hate this place you must get out of my face all these people smell it's even worse than hell F#m F#m C#m C#m B#m B#m C#m C#m hey you'd better hide or ya wanna go outside can't you leave me alone do i have to break your bone can you give me your gun than it's faster done gonna shoot you or me just wait and see Solo: F#m A G#m F#m A G#m e--------------------------------------------------------------------- b--------------------------------------------14--14--14-14-14^16^14--- g---11---14-14-13-13--13h14p13-------11------------------------------- d------------------------------14------------------------------------- F#m A G#m F#m A G#m e----------------------------------------------------------/18--- b----------------------------------------------/14-----/17------- g---11---14-14-13-13--13h14p13-------11-------------------------- d------------------------------14-------------------------------- F#m F#m C#m C#m B#m B#m C#m C#m can you give me your gun than it's faster done gonna shoot you or me just wait and see --------------------------------------------------------------- ASSHOLE TRILOGY - PART I intro: B B B/Bes B|B/Bes G# G# G# Bes (2x) B B/Bes B|B/Bes his name is John Whitehorse G# Bes and I'll feel no remorse B B/Bes B|B/Bes when someone makes him pay G# Bes and surely makes my day B B/Bes B|B/Bes John Whitehorse must die G# A# and everyone knows why B B/Bes B|B/Bes he is an asshole G# A# his death is our only goal E E Bm Bm E E G#m F#m E die Bm why don't you die E G#m you filthy moddafuckar F#m why don't you die --------------------------------------------------------------- SKELETOR'S DEAD - PART II intro: F#m F#m E E (2x) riff 1: F#m F#m|F#m/A||F#m Bm Bm (4x) riff 1 one man stands up against the evil he's willing to fight the worst fight ever C#m C#m|G#m A G#m (4x) riff 1: so he takes his arms and he's going after the undertaker called 'Skeletor' C#m C#m|G#m A G#m (4x) riff 2: C#m C#m|C#m/B||C#m/A C#m/G# C#m/G# (4x) e---x------------------------ b---5---5-5--x-x---5---5-5--- g---6---6-6--x-x---6---6-6--- d---6---6-6--6-6---6---6-6--- a---4---4-4--x-x---x---x-x--- e------------7-5---4---4-4--- riff 2: after a two days fight when the clouds of battle have disappearred there's only one left riff 3: C#m/E|C#m C#m C#m C#m C#m C#m/E|C#m C#m C#m|C#m/E G#m/B|G#m G#m G#m G#m G#m G#m/B|G#m G#m G#m|G#m/B g--x----6---6-6-6------6--6----- d--6----6---4-4-4------6--6----- a--7p4--4---4-4-4-7p4--4--4-7--- e------------------------------- g------------------------------- d--x----6---6-6-6------6--6----- a--6----6---6-6-6------6--6----- e--7p4--4---4-4-4-7p4--4--4-7--- riff 3: it's He-Man and he killed the king of the night now it's He-Man who says: F#m A "i'm the Master of the Uuuuuniverse!" g--1--1-1--1--1-1---------------1--1-1--1--1-1------------------ d--2--2-2--2--2-2----------2-0--2--2-2--2--2-2------------------ a--2--2-2--2--2-2---2--3p2------2--2-2--2--2-2---2--3p2--------- e-------------------------------------------------------3-2-(0)- (4x) F#m F#m A A F#m F#m E E (2x) F#m --------------------------------------------------------------- TRIBUTE TO ANDRE THE GIANT E E G#m G#m Faster part: E E B B F#m F#m A G#m