IRISH WHIP A A# M'n haar is blond m'n baard is rood A A# En als je me dist dan maak ik je dood A A# Ik woon in een dorp maar kom uit de stad G A# Dus hou je bek wie doet me wat Arrogantie is m'n tweede naam Dus respecteer mij en je treft geen blaam Ik ben op zoek naar eeuwig geluk Dus sodemieter op want ik heb het druk A A|A# A A|D||C A A|A# G G|C In m'n dorp ik loop op straat Het is een stoer mannetje die daar staat Hij doet heel ruig en kijkt me stoer aan Ik zag "Moddafucka wat heb ik van je aan" Hij zegt "Wat loop jij mij nou te dissen Je loopt hier toch naar klappen te vissen" Ik denk bij mezelf : hij is niet goed Hij moet goed uitkijken met wat hij doet A A|A# A A|D||C A A|A# G G|C Ik sla 'm op z'n bek en hij valt neer Hij zegt "Hé klootzak dat doet zeer" Ik schop 'm in z'n maag de kleine guit Hij valt op z'n hoofd het bloed spuit eruit Omstanders kijken wel maar zeggen niets Ik geef nog één schop en jat z'n fiets Later hebben ze toch de ambulance gebeld Voor het eerste slachtoffer van zinvol geweld A A|A# A A|D||C A A|A# G G|C A A|A# A A|A# A A|A# G G|A# Het komt op het nieuws 'k ben op teevee Maar daar zit ik toch echt niet mee Politie aan de deur 'k word opgepakt Ik krijg meteen een stempel opgepakt Ik krijg een advocaat een stomme lul Van zinvol geweld heeft 'ie geen enkel benul Door zijn gekut beland ik in de cel Maar ach moddafucka's ik red me wel A A|A# A A|D||C A A|A# G G|C A A|A# A A|A# A A|A# G G|A# Dit is mijn verhaal het eindigt goed Ik blijf toch echt niet in de petoet Ik breek uit ik ga op pad Ik zei het eerder niemand doet me wat Ik ga naar de stad 'k ga naar de kroeg Ik heb nog een lang leven voor de boeg Daar in de hoek daar staat een lekere kip Ik zeg jij bent van mij want ik ben IRISH WHIP A A|A# A A|D||C A A|A# G G|C A A|A# A A|A# A A|A# G G|A# ------------------------------------------------------------------- FUCK THE MILLENNIUM BUG Em G C D (Dsus4) Em G C D Dsus4 D aan het einde van de eeuw onderdruk ik nog net geen geeuw op de laatste dag van het jaar is de wereld nog niet klaar om klokslag middernacht is er niemand meer die lacht de computers die doen het niet maar je hoort wel dit lied Am G F Em Am G F Em Am G F Em Fuck, fuck the Millennium Bug, fuck, fuck the Bug tot het einde bleven we hopen dat het wel los zou lopen we dachten het is flauwekul wat je noemt: echt stom gelul maar nu denk ik: wat de neuk, ik vind dit niet meer leuk ik zit hier in de lift, juffrouw Jannie druk niet op shift Fuck, fuck the Millennium Bug, fuck, fuck the Bug m'n machines die zijn stuk door die stomme klote bug ik kan nu niets meer maken en zullen achterop geraken de concurrentiestreeft ons voorbij, dat maakt mij niet maar hen wel blij ik zal nu wel failliet gaan dan is het met mij gedaan Fuck, fuck the Millennium Bug, fuck, fuck the Bug ------------------------------------------------------------------- A GIRL FULL OF PANIC G Em Am D (Dsus4 D) she was a girl full of panic she was afraid of ev'rything she was afraid of the flower she was afraid of the bee but she wasn't afraid of me she was a girl full of panic she didn't dare to do a thing she didn't dare to open her eyes she didn't dare to see but she she dared to look for me she was a girl full of panic she fled for all that is she fled for people & things & gods she fled for gold & incense & myrrh she always fled to me ... but I was afraid of her ------------------------------------------------------------------- WINTER CAME 4x / 3x \ e-------------------------------|--------------------|--------------------- | b-------7-8-10---8-7--7h8p7-----|--------------------|----------7-8p7------ | 2x g---7-8--------------------8-7--|---5-7h8--7h8p7p5-7-|--5-7h8---------8-7-- | d-------------------------------|--------------------|--------------------- | \ / D G 4x /E(A E) 3x D \ e-------------------------------|--------------------|--------------------- | b-------7-8-10---8-7--7h8p7-----|--------------------|----------7-8p7------ | 2x g---7-8--------------------8-7--|---5-7h8--7h8p7p5-7-|--5-7h8---------8-7-- | d-------------------------------|--------------------|--------------------- | \ / D G D G It was late November, it was getting cold D G D G The Winter was acoming, so it had been told G F#m E F#m It was getting darker and darker everyday G F#m E F#m Taking the goods, for no one is to stay Em Am Em Am|Am||Bm(= slide Am up by two steps: no barre) Em Am Em Am|Am||Bm From the trees the leaps were falling to the ground Looking for some food, nowhere to be found And for all the living there was only death And when the Spring came there was nothing left Em Am Em Am|Am||Bm (4x) D D/C# D/B D/A G G/F# E A (4X) D D/C# D/B D/A G G/F# E A This is just a tale, it all ended well D D/C# D/B D/A G G/F# E A D D Nobody knows how, but that's what the story tells D G 4x /E(A E) 3x D \ e-------------------------------|--------------------|--------------------- | b-------7-8-10---8-7--7h8p7-----|--------------------|----------7-8p7------ | 2x g---7-8--------------------8-7--|---5-7h8--7h8p7p5-7-|--5-7h8---------8-7-- | d-------------------------------|--------------------|--------------------- | \ / ------------------------------------------------------------------- SATAN RINGS MY BELL Dmaj7 Dmaj7 G F#m (2x) Dmaj7 I used to be an Angel G F#m But now my wings have turned to black Dmaj7 God has turned me down G F#m But Satan gave me a Golden Crown Em F#m Em|Em7 G|F#m I used to live in Heaven But now I live in Hell God used to knock on my door But now Satan Rings My Bell Refr.: G F#m E Satan rings my bell C B C B rings my bell, my bell, my bell, my bell (2x) Solo: e---------------------------------------------------------------------- b--15------------------------------------------------------------------ g--------11---12--14-11------12--14--------------12--11-----12--11----- d-------------------------------------12--11------------12---------12-- a---------------------------------------------------------------------- e------------------------------ b--------------------------15-- g---12--11h12--12/14--14------- d------------------------------ Dmaj7 Dmaj7 G F#m I used to be heavenly clean But now in drugs I trust God used to have my heart But now my soul has turned to dust Em F#m Em|Em7 G|F#m I used to live in Heaven But now I live in Hell God used to knock on my door But now Satan Rings My Bell Refr.: G F#m E Satan rings my bell C B C B rings my bell, my bell, my bell, my bell (4x) Dmaj7 Dmaj7 G F#m (2x) ------------------------------------------------------------------- ONE COOL MODDAFOCKA C Am F G (*) (*) d--------- a----0-2-- e--3------ C Am I got gel in my hair F G (*) I got sunglasses in my hair C Am I got one chick over here F G (*) And one chick over there C Dm I got two rings in my ear G Em I'm drinking a beer Am I know I'm not allowed Dm G (*) But I'm One Cool Moddafocka C Am F G I don't go to class Stay out smoking grass I wear a baseballcap I'm listening to rap I got a big car Got whiskey in the jar I got a big golden chain I'm One Cool Moddafocka Refr.: Em F G (*) C (C/B) Am Em F G (*) I'm One Cool Moddafocka I work out in the gym My belly's getting slim My muscles are getting thicker My eyes are getting bigger I'm playing in the team It's the American Dream I got a cheerleader chick I'm One Cool Moddafocka Ok ok ok I ain't got no gun I ain't from da hood But man I'm no good I never pulled the trigga I never killed a whigga You can call me what you like But I'm One Cool Modafocka Solo: e--------12-----12-----12-----12---------------------------------------- b--------15^17--15^17--15^17--15^17^15---------------------------------- g---9----------------------------------12---12---12h14-------------12--- d-------------------------------------------------------12---12-14------ e----------------------------------------------------------------------- b----------------------------------------------------------------------- g---14^16^14p12----12--14^16^14p12------14-12-14--14^16^14p12---12------ d---------------14----------------14--------------------------14-------- e----------------------------------------------------------------------- b---12h13-12h13--15-13-12----------------------------------------------- g-------------------------14-12----14^16--14^16--14^16^14---12---------- d----------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------- AAAHOLE TRILOGY PART III : TO ALL THE ASSHOLES IN THE NATION F#m F#m F#m F#m|F#m/A B#m B#m B#m B#m|C#m F#m F#m/A B#m B#m|C#m you must see him walking, it is pretty sad it is nearly raining, he's got sunglasses on his head De Barselaar thinks he's the best, but I wanna kick his ass he thinks he is the king, but when loosing he grabs his hamstring B#m G A F#m B#m G A F#m to all the assholes in the nation, for your family no compensation B#m G A F#m no matter what they say, for your funeral we won't pay they run in white and blue and they think they're very cool they give themselves some hope by using lots of dope we'll grab you in your lurfs, you motherfucking smurfs we will be getting you if it's the last thing that we'll do you assholes you are fake, 'cause we are from The Lake we don't play too kind, we'll shoot you from behind when we run into you, there are some things we can do and when we're in the mood we'll bury you forgood ------------------------------------------------------------------- WHERE DID YOU GO capo on IV !! e----------------------------------------------- b------5---------------------5------------------ g-----6-6-------------------6-6----------------- d----6---6--6h7p6-4-6------6---6---6h7p6-4------ a---4---------------------4----------------7-6-- e----------------------------------------------- Where have you gone to Haven't you seen Girl that I missed you Where have you been Refr.: C#m Baby I loved you A G#m But did you love me C#m Girl I adored you A G#m Couldn't you see But then you left me Said you had to go Was something the matter Why didn't you say so Refr. Solo: e------------------------------------------------------------ b------------------------------------------------------------ g-----------------4h6p4------------4--4h6p4------------------ d----------4-6-7--------7-6----6-7----------7---6h7p6-4------ a---4-6-7-----------------------------------------------7-6-- e------------------------------------------------------------ (2x) C#m e---x---------------x---------------------------------------- b---x---------------x---------------------------------------- g---6-\-------------6-\-------------------------------------- d---6--|9x --6h7p6--6--|6x--6h7p6p4-------------------------- a---4-/-------------4-/-------------7-6---------------------- e---x---------------x---------------------------------------- C#m C#m A G#m (2x) C#m She said just chill out man A G#m You don't have to bother C#m I'm just leaving you A G#m For another Why don't I just kill you Why don't you just run You better get outta here Before I get my gun ------------------------------------------------------------------- UNTER DIE DUSCHE G 3X G g-----------------------|------------------- d----5-5---5------------|---5-5---5--------- a----5-5---5--4h5p4-----|---5-5---5---5-4--- e----3-3---3-------6----|---3-3---3--------- 4x F#m A Draußen ist es kalt, drinnen ist es warm Abends, ich bin müde und ich will zu Bett Träumen über Feuer, Träumen über Tot Die Sonne hat mich geweckt und ich will unter die Dusche G 3X g-----------------------|------------------- d----5-5---5------------|---5-5---5--------- a----5-5---5--4h5p4-----|---5-5---5---5-4--- e----3-3---3-------6----|---3-3---3--------- 4x F#m A Heisses Wasser, Kalte Luft, und ich kriege Gänsehaut Ich brauch keine Seife weil ich nicht schmutzig bin Shampoo in meinem Augen, gibt ein gutes Gefühl Ich bleib eine stunde hier und ich will unter die Dusche Bm Bm/D Bm Bm/D g---4--4-4---2--2-2---------------4--4-4----2--2-2-------------- d---4--4-4---4--4-4----------4----4--4-4----4--4-4-------------- a---2--2-2---5--5-5---4--5p4------2--2-2----5--5-5---2--4p2----- e-----------------------------------------------------------5-4- 4x F#m A Draußen ist es kalt, drinnen ist es warm Abends, ich bin müde und ich will zu Bett Träumen über Feuer, Träumen über Tot Die Sonne hat mich geweckt und ich will unter die Dusche ------------------------------------------------------------------- MEDIAEVAL WITCH C#m C#m B#m B#m C#m C#m B#m B#m C#m B#m A long time ago in the mediaeval land C#m B#m There was a witch, a name that no one knew F#m G#m The Witch she was evil, Satan was her friend F#m G#m She killed and she slaughtered and she did enjoy it B#m A G F#m (4x) Many tried to fight her but they all came undone She had too much power, no one ever knew How just to beat her, with Satan by her side She could not be conquered so she reigned the world B#m A G F#m (4x) A D A B#m F#m Then on a rainy day, clouds are filled with thunder A D A B#m F#m People fear their lifes, rain's pouring down E F#m E F#m When it's almost over everyone looks down E F#m E F#m Their eyes are filled with gladness, cause the lightning struck the witch F#m G#m A G#m|C#m | F#m G#m A G#m|C#m | 4X 'Bury the witch' (they yelled) | C#m C#m B#m B#m C#m B#m But Satan came to help her and gave her a new life C#m B#m So she reigned te world just like before